Apparently, BC is the premier spot for vegetarians and vegans. So, he asks, what's an Alberta boy to do?
News item No. 1: UVic is the top comprehensive university in Canada, according to a Maclean's magazine survey.
News item No. 2: UVic is the second most vegetarian-friendly university in Canada, according to peta2, the world's largest youth animal rights organization.
Well, I darn near dropped my pork chop on the newspaper, right there at the breakfast table: "I'm sorry, but isn't this an oxymoron? How can a university be both top-rated and vegetarian-friendly?"
"Careful," she replied, nibbling on her radish, or whatever passes for a morning meal in her world. "You're getting grease on your defibrillator paddles."
Go read the whole thing. It will get you chuckling - always good for one's health! - and perhaps you'll learn something at the same time.
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